Some evenings, Grandma Katie comes home from work and takes Grace to
the YMCA. Grace is positively apopletic about going to the YMCA. She
can hardly control herself, she is shaking with so much glee. Today,
they went swimming. Grace put her head under water and came up
choking on water. "Why did you breathe in the water?" Grace was
asked. Thinking quickly, displaying the well-honed instincts of an
experienced politician, she replied, "It was Grandpa's fault."
Over dinner, we tried to get her to elaborate on that statement, since
Grandpa wasn't in the swimming pool with her. She maintained her
story, elaborating further that "Grandpa is silly." And pointing out
that Daddy, too, was silly. She'll be a great witness before Congress
someday.